Hablando en serie 11

“It’s time to kick some ass”

Alicia Florrick

The Good Wife , temporada 5, episodio 18 “All Tapped Out”

Hablando en serie 10

«Hannibal the cannibal. Thas is what they’ll call him, you know»

Doctor Chilton

Hannibal, temporada 2, episodio 6 «Futamono»

 

Hablando en serie 9

«-All of our frieds have fooled around

-Okay, but that doesn’t mean all. It just means everyone we know»

Looking, Temporada 1, episodio 2 «Looking for Uncut»

 

Hablando en serie 8

«-So he wouldn’t say what happened, which can only mean one thing.

– He’s in a fight club.

– No.»

Gina Linetti y Jake Peralta

Brooklyn Nine Nine, temporada 1, episodio 21 «Unsolvable»

Hablando en serie 7

«Espera, ella no fue quien se acostó con prostitutas»

Will Gardner

The Good Wife Temporada 5, episodio 14 «A Few Words»

Hablando en serie 6

«-Question, what kind of bear is best?

-That’s a ridiculous question.

-False. Black bear.

-Well, that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.

-Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, «Battlestar Galactica.»

-Bears do not… What is going on? What are you doing?»

Jim and Dwight «The Office US»

Temporada 3 episodio 20, «Product Recall»

Hablando en serie 5

«-Well, here’s what I have to say about being married.

-Okay.

-Someday you will look at him, hating him with every fiber of your being, wishing that he would die the most violent death possible.»

Hanna’s Grandma,

Girls season 3, episode 9, «Flo»

Hablando en serie 4

Y una advertencia para ambos. Si durante uno de vuestros discursos, decidís abandonar vuestro texto preparado a favor de un número musical, porque las emociones que sentís son tan complicadas que solo pueden ser expresadas con una canción, os prometo que dedicaré mi vida a asegurarme de que cada bebida que bebáis, hasta el día que muráis, tendrá solo un pequeño poquito de mi pis en ella.

Sue Sylvester

Glee, Season 5, episode 9

Hablando en serie 3

«I thought this would just be a nice opportunity for us to have fun together and, you know, prove to everyone via instagram that we can still have fun as a group.»

Marnie, Girls «Beach House» 3×07

Hablando en serie 2

-Christening dresses are usually White, aren’t they?

-Not the chic ones.

-And also, isn’t that small for a one-year-old?

-No, unless your child is morbidly obese, in which case I can’t help you.

-All right, I’ll take it.

-Fabulous.

Girls,  S03E06, “Free snacks”